Casper Won't Leave My House

(Suti)
Honestly I used to think
Ghosts were kinda scary
But the tariffs the government charges me
On California state taxes
Are more beware-y
These ghosts kinda did their job the first couple of nights
I couldn't sleep
I couldn't write
I couldn't ride my back
Oh my gosh
My house isn't mine...
...I hate this
But now it's been like 3 weeks
And Halloween already passed
What are you doing?!
Stop eating all of my cheese in the fridge...
...I don't even know why I have that...
...I'm lactose-intolerant
But that's besides the point
Look
Get out my house please
It's an apartment
It's got one bedroom for a good reason
You weren't there when I talked to the landlord
For this agreement
You didn't sign

So listen Casper let's have an honest conversation
Alright

(Casper)
There's no conversation to have here
I love your place

(Suti)
Okay
Well that's pretty cool
But I really just got out of school
And I don't wanna share an apartment
With a ghost that won't pay half rent

(Casper)
But you cook so well
I really love your Korean Beef Bulgolgi

(Suti)
I wouldn't have a problem with you eating if you did the dishes
If you really want to keep your wishes
And stay in this house
You need to do your chores at least

(Casper)
What type of heathenry is that
It's Trick-or-Treat

(Suti)
You might as well not even say the "treat" part
You've only tricked me
You're kinda like my ex
Now please
Will you leave

(Casper)
Absolutely not on God's green earth

(Suti)
See
You're just like my ex
Please just get out my house
Before I get a restraining order
I'm sick of this
Ghostbusters
Come and get rid of this little
Sh--

I can't deal with this anymore
You know what, take the house,
Take the-- I'm leaving
I'm leaving
You can have keys
I don't even wanna be here anymore
I'm done, I'm absolutely finished with this
This is beyond my reach